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KASALI ON THE MOVE

KASALI ON MONDAY MATTER

Anoda day don break so, na Monday (Ojo Aje) and Kasali don wake up early ready around 3am.

Like some pipo, Kasali sef get belief say na diway you start Monday na so direst of diweek go be.  That early morinin so, him neigbour don begin dey greet am him dey clean him moto, dem kuku no dey sleep for diarea.

Na iya Modina first greet “Baba Kamoo  Eka aro o “

Kasali: Ah Iya Modina, e moni o

Iya Modina “Baba Kamo I hope you never forget me o, that change wey you dey owe me, you kuku know say I no dey like to ask for money on Monday ke “

Kasali: “Iya Modina, I never forget; pray make I sell”

Inside in mind Kasali dey talk to him sef “women and money palava”

So Kasali don clean him moto finish and enter to go rush first passengers for park wey they go early morning market for Oyingbo abi Isale Eko or even office for Monday.

As him commot for diroad, na him he hear taxi, Kasali look na him old customer for tey tey.

Customer: Good morning Baba,

Kasali: Good morning customer where you dey go?

Customer: Baba na di same shop place you dey drop me now

 Kasali: Customer price don change o, now you go add N 500

Customer: Baba na wetin 500 too much now, na 200 I go fit add, ok 300 last

Kasali: Customer na becos say na you o abi na so una dey price Uber? This na first market, enter make we dey go

Na so Kasali take carry di first customer for Monday.

As dem dey go Kasali begin ask question “customer, you dey we country so, you don hear say government wan pursue colour taxi ?

Customer: Me I no hear anything like that, but I don’t think so even at all

God bless you my Sista, your own no go spoil, na person like you I dey like to carry for morning as you don ginger me so.

me too I don tell dem say e no possible, who be di governor wey go sign am? Before dem born am, I don kuku dey drive this my Ikoko Obe before dem born dem ke, abi e no fine? You no hear di sound ni, I just work di engine and spray di body.

Walahi na you be my first customer, make you pray make I hammer, as you don bring luck so. I for say make you no pay but today na Monday, shebi you sabi Abami Eda Fela song

Monday Morning In Lagos (SONG)

Satiday l’afin ta ti baba L’Eko… Ojo Sunday l’afin moti aiye …Huh
Satiday l’afin ta ti baba L’Eko… Ojo Sunday l’afin moti aiye …Huh
Ojo Monday nkan tan, Gbese oni she je mo, awin oni she gba mo, Oti a won bi oju
Ojo Monday Eko oni gba gba kugba oh
*OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Ojo Monday Eko-boni Gba Gba Kuba-oh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Bebi ba pa e ko lo gbawin, wa lo sha aaro Monday oo
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Bo ba bami fun gbese ti mo je e, maa lo sha aaro Monday oh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Bo ba bami fun gbese ti mo je e, maa lo sha aaro Monday oh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Eko Oni gba gbe kugba oh oh laaro Monday eh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Bebi ba pa e ko lo gbawin, wa lo sha aaro Monday oh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Ma kori buruku wa bami oo, o sha aaro Monday eh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Eko Oni gba gbe kugba oh oh laaro Monday oh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Ojo Monday Eko oni gba gba kugba oh
OJO MONDAY EKO ONI GBA GBA KUGBA OH
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ri ra ra raaaa
Hmm ra hmm ra hmm ra
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaaa
Hmm ra hmm ra hmm ra
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaaa
Hmm ra hmm ra
Ojo Monday
Bebi ba pa e ko lo gbawin, wa lo sha aaro Monday oh
 

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